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Even some of the songs in its soundtrack were heard on the radio. Its four playable characters overthrow a criminal syndicate, that has taken over their city. “Streets of Rage 2” (1992) – the best game in the “beat 'em up” series.“Gunstar Heroes” (1993) – In this arcade-style game you have four weapons, different combinations and seven fun levels to keep you entertained.It allowed the players to stack two different games Sonic the Hedgehog 3″ and “Sonic & Knuckles.” This made possible to play the Knuckles character, which was released months after the Sonic 3 and Sonic 2, in the old versions (Sonic 2 & 3). “Sonic 3 & Knuckles” (1994) – technology was impressive for its time.Here are the best SEGA games ever released. The company has released other consoles like Dreamcast and Saturn, but the Genesis console was definitely the most popular one. Its direct competitor was the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). It was one of the ultimate video game consoles during the 1990s. Its most popular console “ Genesis” was released in 1988 in Japan. That sound you're hearing is probably you screaming, either from homophobic panic or from someone putting things up your ass.Sega has been around since 1960. While this is all going on, humpy jazz music is being mixed with the sounds of a woman panting. As you blast it, a second phallic-shaped man comes out of his crotch and tries to jab you with his stretching penis-arms and penis-head. Let me try to paint this baby-oil massage of a mental picture: The first boss is a monstrously huge man wearing a metal sphere for a codpiece. The three of you fight off hordes of tiny chariots filled with naked men, rocket-powered dildos with naked men dangling from them and giant naked men using other giant naked men as pogo sticks. You swim through the air with your two nude male assistants, who follow beside you and recline into various sexy positions.

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