Carl serves as both a vehicle and an inventory, and he follows you around at all times. You can punch, toss pigeons at people, urinate wherever you want, and ride around on Carl like a semi-cogent bum. However, you must be taught the bum arts from the ground up in order to do so. That is something that must be remembered. Oh, and don't forget to reattach the other half of your brain. While you play an enraged and resentful homeless man who enjoys giving passersby the middle finger and frequently unleashes his army of pigeons on helpless victims.Ĭarl intends to break into the headquarters of the evil corporation, and force them to revert him to human form.

His name is Carl, and he used to be a human named Carl Cartman, until he was experimented on by an evil corporation. Here, you’ll start out meeting a talking shopping cart with googly eyes and an air of mystery, suspicion and confusion. Instead of being in a world with nameless characters, there are stories to explore and secrets to discover. Once you’ve spent a few hours digesting this game, you’ll quickly find yourself fantasizing about being your town’s next hobo! Storyīum Simulator diverges from the typical simulator setup. But this time around, you’ll get to enjoy a full-on hobo experience with a lot of activities to keep you busy. The Bum Simulator is yet another game with simulator slapped on to its title. If you’ve ever wondered how it feels to be a bum, you don’t have to look in the mirror anymore (just kidding!). There's nothing really extraordinary about the graphics or the sound itself, but really, it's what you do with those graphics that counts since there is so much to take advantage of that. Otherwise, the graphics operate on an engine that gives you simple effects. Even throwing an empty glass bottle at another person can send them flying through the air completely limp.

The premise of the game itself is already a little ridiculous and silly, so of course, as one might expect, there are ragdoll graphics that really take things to the next ridiculous level.

Really, there's nothing you can't do, letting you fulfill your wildest fantasies (we guess) about being a bum. You can vandalize all of your favorite vending machines to get some great snacks or learn to share space in a community of what is affectionately known as the rat people, who call themselves Radz. You could also spend your time building a name for yourself on the street and gaining a reputation as a local legend that everyone will look out for. You can spend your time learning to adapt and survive the best you can, or you can seek revenge on those responsible for putting you out on the streets in the first place.

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